Devon Dyke

Ok, there are a few items you might not want to forget when moving out of a rented appartment. Like sex toys. Or… I don’t know… handcuffs?

seriously?!

I recently did that – moved, I mean. And forgot my handcuffs, hanging on the railing in what used to be my bedroom. To make matters worse, I actually took pictures of the place before leaving, but didn’t notice that the cuffs were in one of them. #facepalm

And this is what it took to get me to realize what I’ve done:

Fuck my life.